I don't fucking know, man. I never even played Underfail but all I know is that I hate it and Fallout 5 isn't coming out for another fifty years, so I guess my pasta will be about something else now.
So this is a true story I just made up about the time I saw this lost episode of the where the whole family gets into an argument over Hal and Jesse smoking weed in the basement and listening to this new metal band that seemed to be the bee's knees to all the kids out there at the time.
"Hal, Jesse, why the fuck are you two always smoking weed and listening to this irrelevant metal band?" Danny bitched at them. "My house smells like a dead skunk because of you hippies!"
"Danny, come on, man," Jesse said. "This is some good ass music, man."
"What do these nonsense lyrics mean?" Danny was becoming infuriated.
"Those lyrics are foretelling the rise of demons to the earth to feed on the living and sell fedoras, and then America will learn!" Hal spoke up before passing out on the floor.
"What does America learn?" Danny had a look of utter confusement.
"I don't know, but they learn something," the guy said.
"Hey, who are you?" Danny pointed at the guy.
"I'm the guy, man," the guy said.
"You're the guy?" Danny asked.
"Danny, he's the guy," Jesse said.
"Cool, man," the guy said. "Hey I got three tickets to the Awesome Metal Band with Demons from Hell concert tonight."
"Cool," Jesse said. "Let's all go there, man."
So later that night they went to the concert.
"Hey, I like this song!" Danny shouted. "What's it called?"
"Dude," the guy said. "It's Dead Dudes from Hell in Space. It's a good song, man."
Then suddenly some dead dudes from hell came to earth from space and demons from hell came to earth and killed everyone like the lyrics foretold. Then America learned, like the lyrics foretold. Then everyone went home and went to bed.
The next morning they woke up and ate breakfast in the Full House house's kitchen.
"Man, I had the weirdest dream last night," Hal said. "I was this meth dealer, and I cooked this ultra pure methamphetamine and killed people."
"Sounds cool, man," the guy said.
"Hey, who are you?" Hal asked.
"I'm the guy, man," the guy answered.
"Cool, man," Hal said.
"Yeah, man," everyone said at once.
I forgot what the moral of this story is, so think of it as whatever you want.
Also Danny isn't played by Bob Saget but actually Danny DeVito under the demon possession of Bob Saget's demon ghost. Originally it was Hank Hill but they fired him for injecting propane.